Author: matthewmoorcroft

  • Film Review: Onslaught

    Film Review: Onslaught

    By Matthew Moorcroft Weak Recommendation Directed by Adam Wingard Starring Adria Arjona, Dan Stevens, Drew Starkey, Rebecca Hall R There is very little you need to know before starting Onslaught. The no bullshit, all meat approach that Adam Wingard takes for his first original film since since 2016’s The Guest (of which this is technically…

  • A Matter of Art and Time

    A Matter of Art and Time

    By Matthew Moorcroft So, what about that Ocarina of Time trailer? It’s hard to not immediately have a little bit of nostalgic flutters when you hear Koji Kondo’s iconic music return in it’s fully orchestrated glory. And while you can make easy jokes about the look of it – it’s definitely got the sheen of…

  • Film Review: Coyote vs. Acme

    Film Review: Coyote vs. Acme

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation Directed by Dave Green Starring Will Forte, Lana Condor, John Cena, Eric Bauza PG The fact Coyote vs. Acme even got released is something that is a miracle in itself. It’s very likely that the shelving, rescuing, and eventual release of the final film will remain as one of them…

  • Film Review: Buddy

    Film Review: Buddy

    By Matthew Moorcroft Solid Recommendation Directed by Casper Kelly Starring Cristin Milioti, Delaney Quinn, Patton Oswald, Keegan-Michael Key R You remember Too Many Cooks from 12 years ago? You probably should. The viral hit that both sends up classic sitcom intros while devolving into a mix of surreal dark comedy and horrific imagery feels like…

  • Film Review: Tony

    Film Review: Tony

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation Directed by Matt Johnson Starring Dominic Sessa, Emilia Jones, Leo Woodall, Antonio Banderas R Like all writers, a young Anthony Bourdain is doing literally everything else but actually writing. In fact, he’s mostly just kind of drifting, confident in his own bullshit to the point where he’s convinced he’ll get…

  • Film Review: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

    Film Review: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

    By Matthew Moorcroft Highest Recommendation Directed by Jane Schoenbrun Starring Hannah Einbinder, Gillian Anderson, Jack Haven, Arthur Conti R One of the most famous scenes in horror movie history is also, maybe, it’s trashiest. The opening scene of Friday of 13th, which follows two camp counselors sneaking off for a fun time away from prying…

  • Film Review: The End of Oak Street

    Film Review: The End of Oak Street

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation Directed by David Robert Mitchell Starring Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor, Maisy Stella, Christian Convery PG-13 Oak Street is on the verge of destruction. Or at least, the Platt family home is, who is currently in the midst of a parental squabble that is about to boil over into resentment that’s…

  • Film Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day

    Film Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day

    By Matthew Moorcroft Highest Recommendation Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Sadie Sink, Jon Bernthal PG-13 Is Spider-Man ever allowed a chance at happiness? While this is eternal question of most great Spidey stories, the fantastic – and surprisingly thoughtful – Spider-Man: Brand New Day is the first take on the character…

  • Nolan’s Dark Knight Odyssey

    Nolan’s Dark Knight Odyssey

    By Matthew Moorcroft No mainstream director is as cyclical and as repeating as Christopher Nolan. As I mentioned in my prior review of The Odyssey, Nolan has been exploring similar ideas and throughlines in his career to the point where somebody could think that he has one singular thesis and that’s it. While I disagree…

  • Film Review: The Odyssey

    Film Review: The Odyssey

    By Matthew Moorcroft Highest Recommendation Directed by Christopher Nolan Starring Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson R At what point do we earn forgiveness for the sins we have wraught? This is arguably the question that has permeated the entirety of Christopher Nolan’s career, who has spent two decades examining and reexamining the…