Author: matthewmoorcroft

  • Film Review: The Long Walk

    Film Review: The Long Walk

    By Matthew Moorcroft Highest Recommendation Bleakness is the name of the game in The Long Walk. Even from it’s first scene, which showcase a mother desperately trying to get her son to not participate in the violent game. But they have no choice – after all, it’s either die trying for a future on the…

  • Film Review: The Fantastic Four: First Steps

    Film Review: The Fantastic Four: First Steps

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation Despite their importance being on the same level as characters like Spider-Man or Superman, The Fantastic Four have strangely had something of a rougher time getting adapted. To be fair, it’s not like people haven’t tried – they’ve tried 4 times in fact – but Marvel’s First Family has been…

  • Film Review: The Naked Gun

    Film Review: The Naked Gun

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation The cinematic comedy is in trouble, or at least the film industry seems to think so. Whether it be the rise of streaming, the changing tastes of moviegoers, the rise of mainstream blockbusters embracing comedy as part of their main appeal – for better or worse, depending on the flick…

  • Film Review: Weapons

    Film Review: Weapons

    By Matthew Moorcroft Highest Recommendation When I reviewed Barbarian several years ago – my first year of writing reviews, actually – I called Barbarian a movie that goes “full sicko mode from the start”. If Barbarian is the movie that basically starts at 100 and never lets up, Zach Cregger’s follow up Weapons, which is…

  • Film Review: Together

    Film Review: Together

    By Matthew Moorcroft Solid Recommendation Relationships, amirite? Almost right away, Together makes it’s intentions pretty clear. And then it’s ultimately about as subtle as sledgehammer to the face, or this case a saw to the arm; you can’t say Together doesn’t have stuff on it’s mind and doesn’t have something of a thematic core at…

  • Film Review: Eddington

    Film Review: Eddington

    By Matthew Moorcroft Solid Recommendation Online brainrot is everywhere in Eddington, both the movie and the titular New Mexico town that it’s set in. The pandemic is in full force, with mask mandates everywhere, the town in complete lockdown, and an election on the horizon. And everybody is on their phones, their computers, the internet,…

  • Film Review: Superman

    Film Review: Superman

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation Superhero movies have come a long way. Nowadays it’s almost seemingly impossible to escape, a necessary – for better and for worse – part of the cinematic landscape whose presence feels like an inevitability. Every time we think they are going away or that audiences are somehow sick of them,…

  • Film Review: F1

    Film Review: F1

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation Do you like things that go fast? F1 really hopes that you do. From it’s first moments that recount the quick crash that our lead character has to contend with as his trauma, F1 speeds you to the racing line and almost never leaves it, with every conservation afterwards either…

  • Film Review: Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    Film Review: Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    By Matthew Moorcroft Solid Recommendation At the start of The Final Reckoning, humanity is a crisis. Marshall law is in effect, the nuclear weapon systems of several major nations are hacked into, and a doomsday cult following the The Entity, the major AI villain from the last Mission: Impossible film, has infiltrated every layer of…

  • Film Review: The Phoenician Scheme

    Film Review: The Phoenician Scheme

    By Matthew Moorcroft Strong Recommendation It’s not everyday that Wes Anderson begins his movies with a literal bang, but The Phoenician Scheme certainly does, as Benecio del Toro’s Zsa-Zsa Korda finds himself plummeting to Earth in a burning wreckage of a plane after an assassination attempt. It doesn’t work, obviously, but it does leave Zsa-Zsa…